A man walks into a bar with a suitcase…
...and orders a drink. Bored, he opens his suitcase and takes out a piano and sets it on the table. Then he reaches back into the suitcase and takes out a tiny man in a tuxedo. The tiny man immediately starts playing the piano.
The bartender is impressed. He says, " Wow! That’s amazing! Where did you get that?"
The man explains that he found a Genie's lamp in the sand and when he rubbed it, a Genie emerged and promised to fulfill one wish.
Surprised, the bartender asked, "Do you still have the lamp? Can I give it a try?"
"Sure," says the man and reaches into his suitcase and pulls out a beautiful golden copper lamp.
The bartender takes the lamp and rubs it. Sure enough, a Genie appears and grants the bartender one wish.
The bartender says, " Umm.. I wanna be rich..I want a million bucks!" POOF!! Suddenly the bar is filled with ducks. A MILLION ducks.
"Hey!!," exclaims the bartender, "I asked for a million bucks, not ducks!! Is your Genie hard of hearing or something?!"
To which the man says, " You don’t really think I wished for a 12 inch pianist, do you?"