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Who is willing to step up and own this and say, "That's me."?
Science says these are the men who will make you orgasm
The study found that women were more likely to climax if their partners were rich, confident and attractive — while the intensity of their orgasms also depended on how good-looking their man is.
https://nypost.com/2016/12/30/scien...gxMPDn23RJd_DOirDeSqT3cmIYQpjb4Clm1XumX4qEVg4
Science says these are the men who will make you orgasm
The study found that women were more likely to climax if their partners were rich, confident and attractive — while the intensity of their orgasms also depended on how good-looking their man is.
https://nypost.com/2016/12/30/scien...gxMPDn23RJd_DOirDeSqT3cmIYQpjb4Clm1XumX4qEVg4
A man walks into a bar with a suitcase…
...and orders a drink. Bored, he opens his suitcase and takes out a piano and sets it on the table. Then he reaches back into the suitcase and takes out a tiny man in a tuxedo. The tiny man immediately starts playing the piano.
The bartender is impressed. He says, " Wow! That’s amazing! Where did you get that?"
The man explains that he found a Genie's lamp in the sand and when he rubbed it, a Genie emerged and promised to fulfill one wish.
Surprised, the bartender asked, "Do you still have the lamp? Can I give it a try?"
"Sure," says the man and reaches into his suitcase and pulls out a beautiful golden copper lamp.
The bartender takes the lamp and rubs it. Sure enough, a Genie appears and grants the bartender one wish.
The bartender says, " Umm.. I wanna be rich..I want a million bucks!" POOF!! Suddenly the bar is filled with ducks. A MILLION ducks.
"Hey!!," exclaims the bartender, "I asked for a million bucks, not ducks!! Is your Genie hard of hearing or something?!"
To which the man says, " You don’t really think I wished for a 12 inch pianist, do you?"
...and orders a drink. Bored, he opens his suitcase and takes out a piano and sets it on the table. Then he reaches back into the suitcase and takes out a tiny man in a tuxedo. The tiny man immediately starts playing the piano.
The bartender is impressed. He says, " Wow! That’s amazing! Where did you get that?"
The man explains that he found a Genie's lamp in the sand and when he rubbed it, a Genie emerged and promised to fulfill one wish.
Surprised, the bartender asked, "Do you still have the lamp? Can I give it a try?"
"Sure," says the man and reaches into his suitcase and pulls out a beautiful golden copper lamp.
The bartender takes the lamp and rubs it. Sure enough, a Genie appears and grants the bartender one wish.
The bartender says, " Umm.. I wanna be rich..I want a million bucks!" POOF!! Suddenly the bar is filled with ducks. A MILLION ducks.
"Hey!!," exclaims the bartender, "I asked for a million bucks, not ducks!! Is your Genie hard of hearing or something?!"
To which the man says, " You don’t really think I wished for a 12 inch pianist, do you?"
@Mr. Wiggley giving me advice after dinner at the Olive Garden.
He's not just a bad guy, he's a made guy.
He's not just a bad guy, he's a made guy.
DID YOU KNOW...
It takes seven seconds for food to pass from your mouth to your stomach. A human hair can hold three kg of weight. The length of your penis is three times the length of your thumb. Your femur is as hard as concrete. A woman's heart beats faster than a man's. Women blink twice as much as men. We use 300 muscles just to keep our balance when we stand. A woman would have read this entire text by now. You're still looking at your thumb.
It takes seven seconds for food to pass from your mouth to your stomach. A human hair can hold three kg of weight. The length of your penis is three times the length of your thumb. Your femur is as hard as concrete. A woman's heart beats faster than a man's. Women blink twice as much as men. We use 300 muscles just to keep our balance when we stand. A woman would have read this entire text by now. You're still looking at your thumb.
