Chapter 14: Clever Girl
I didn’t have any major plans for Ch 14. I didn’t think our date would even be “review worthy.” I planned to bring a mount to hang my iPad on her mirror.. until… another Allyssa fan mentioned something about a projector and I was intrigued.
I bought a projector, several cables and extensions, and filled up a USB drive with some porn, including a few of my personal favorite scenes, and I also encoded the first two episodes of Game of Thrones with Dual Chinese and English subtitles, but more about that later.
I told Allyssa several days before I was coming that I had a surprise for her. And that this time it wasn’t a sex toy. She was intrigued, as she always is. She’s the type of person that has to open a gift immediately upon receipt. She LOVES gifts. She looks like a little kid on Christmas morning every time she opens anything — it really is the cutest.
The spa wasn’t busy upon my arrival. I was greeted by Daisy and made my way straight to her room. I didn’t want to waste too much time, so before we even greeted one another I pulled out the projector from its travel case and to her surprise,I started plugging in cords and moving things around. Before she started rummaging through my bag looking for candy, I just pulled out a bunch of it to keep her occupied. I brought Almond Joy and Reeses eggs to keep her happy during the installation process.
Once I plugged it in she realized what was going on and her eyes lilt up. She was so happy with this gift. We tried differing placements for about 5 minutes, and none of them were ideal so she left the room and came back with some scissors and kitchen twine…. Time to rig some shit up, but it worked!
After we got the projector installed, I put on some porn and she was beaming. “Turn it up,” she says RE: the volume. And then she pulled up some Taiwanese porn on her phone and I plug in her phone so she can see how the screen mirroring feature works.
I think this might have been her favorite gift so far.
Before we started DFK, she told me something that made me a very happy boy. I started beaming at that point, and then the barrage of DFK began. Jr got inserted to warm up while we kissed, and we were off to the races. But this was a quick race. A 5 minute race. After a couple of weeks without sex, and about 4 days without masturbating, it never takes me too long for that first pop. After which we just cuddled and continued playing with the projector.
“You’re irresistible and adorable. I can’t say no to you,” she says to me at some point. These are always words I love to hear. Beaming, I am. She knows she has me right where she wants me.
As I said, the spa wasn’t very busy, and there was no rush that day so I stuck around for a while. This is one of the the little perks I have when the spa isn’t filled with mongers, but when it’s busy, I always try to be respectful to the guy behind me and get out of there on time. But eventually, I made my way back to my hotel to get in a quick nap…
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… After going to bed around 5AM, I woke up and vomited around 8AM lol. First time I’ve thrown up from alcohol in almost a decade. I suppose the mix of white wine, red wine, and beer, in that order, wasn’t the best combo, but #NoRegrets. It was a very good night
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I made my appointment the next day much later in the evening. I think it was after 8PM. I basically just stayed in bed all day. I was out of it, and I didn’t even really want to go to the spa that evening, but I finally got some food on my stomach and started to feel better, so off I went to glare into the diamonds.
I was a little early arriving and had a short wait on day 2. Daisy gave me my own room. I think it was Mia’s old room. The one with the AC. I took off my shoes, laid on the bed and waited for a few minutes before I was invited to the room I’ve spent many, many hours inside.
I was in a very laid-back mood. Lack of sleep, Lack of food, hungover, upset stomach all day… You all can imagine. We gave each other mutual massages because we both needed them. Hers was better than mine. I really need to upgrade my massage skills, but I find that I am much better rubbing her crusty little feet than I am trying to massage her back. She did seem to love it when I was massaging her glutes though. And when I started rubbing her little feet, she just laughed, because she knew exactly what I was going to say…
She noticed some blackheads on my forehead and started picking them. I didn’t even know they were there, but she kept on pickin’. Next thing I know she’s found 5 of them, and my face was bleeding in a few spots, so she grabbed a tissue to clean me up.
We get to the sex eventually, and I got a little bit into it with the TeenFidelity Lulu Chu scene playing. This guy dicks Lulu down real good, better than I ever could, and we tried a few of the odd positions in that particular video. At one point she’s on her back and I lift her up so her ass in in the air and her head and upper back are touching the bed. I was holding her up by grabbing her lower back while I’m in a squatting position just pumping away and pulling her into me. I have to give it to myself, that felt different, and I kind of liked it. But just like the girls when they do ACG, that lactic acid builds up fast and you feel the burn, so we were back in basic mish after a few minutes of that.
I still need to lose about 20 more pounds before we do that posish for any sustained period of time lmao.
When the guy in the porn cums inside little Lulu’s pussy and keeps pumping with all his jizz leaking out, I grab Alyssa by the throat and position her head in place so she can watch it while I am pumping away in standing mish on the edge of the bed so she can get a preview of what’s to come.
Throughout these sessions, I try to practice my Chinese too. I have been trying to learn how to most efficiently learn Chinese for the last 6-8 months, considering full immersion isn’t an option at the moment. Over the last few months my ability to speak meaningful dialogue has improved significantly and I am almost at an HSK 1 speaking level. I can actually make many basic sentences and I have a solid fundamental understanding of basic grammar and sentence structure, etc. But there is still a LONG road ahead. I know the most common 200 words by heart, but to reach conversational fluency takes ~3500-5,000 words.
Day 3 rolls around and after getting a little bit more sleep on Night 2, I was feeling better, but still quite tired. It was definitely going to be a one pop day and we went at it with the porn projected on her wall in the background for a solid 40 minutes. I was just ready to get to the finish line and by the time we were done I was a sweaty mess.
We had some time left over so we cuddled for a while and I thought this was the perfect time to watch a little Game of Thrones with her, so I grabbed the remote and pulled it up.
I’ve been trying to convince her to watch GoT for several months. I added Episode 1 and 2 to her USB drive and added a Chinese/English subtitle file so that they both appear on screen at the same time. If you’ve ever seen a Chinese language movie at the theater with English subs, it’s exactly the same. Hanzi on top with English on the bottom. Now I need to find some more content with pinyin, Hanzi and English as that would be a perfect source of comprehensible input.
I showed her my favorite characters in GOT… Can any of you guess who my favorite character is? No hints needed, right? It’s Tyrion.
IMO, he’s the best character in TV history so I showed her his introductory scene in the brothel with Rose, which, in case you were wondering, is where the title of this review comes from. They were cuddling in bed, and so were we. “Don’t you know what a closed door means inside a whorehouse, brother,?” Tyrion says to Jaime after he barges into the room.
I peer to my right at the closed door with my arm around this beautiful woman. All felt right in the world.
Once again, the whole spa was pretty quiet, so there was no rush. As I was getting dressed, I asked her for a chicken foot from the kitchen. She sent me a pic of her breakfast that morning and I saw them on the table, but these were brown in color, which looked different than what I had seen in the past. I’ve only had the yellow colored chicken feet, so I asked her to grab one for me to eat. She came back from the kitchen with two, and watched me gnaw at it (incorrectly lol) while we chatted and got dressed.
Apparently, the brown type are braised, while the yellow type are salted. They’re both quite good and I gnawed at it for a while, which reminded me of a long night from last October, but I’ll keep that to myself.
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Eventually she gets annoyed at me for eating the chicken foot incorrectly, so she grabs it and takes a bite, showing me how to eat it correctly. I thought I was going to chip a tooth LOL.
As I finished my little snack, I remember something that I had been meaning to ask her about for a while. I wanted a Chinese name, and who better to name me than her?
For a few seconds she thought about it, then she said it to me aloud, and then into the translator so I could fully understand with the pinyin.
I can’t say my full Chinese name on here because it includes her real surname, but I am henceforth:
[Her Surname] 大强
[Her Surname] Dà qiáng. “Dah Chee Ong”, if you need a phonetic assist.
It means “Big and Strong” or “powerful”.
I’ll take it.
After being fed, fondled, fucked, and furnished a new name, unfortunately it was time to catch my train back home.
Until next time..
In fact Ch 15 has already happened. Maybe I'll write about it soon